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This is mostly a light hearted blog that focuses on comical parts of my life, comments on my favourite parts of pop culture, my observations on masculinity as a whole, lots of jock related matters regarding aesthetics and everything in between. Please do not take me too seriously. I have a writing blog, it is: www.lemonlimeandscotty.tumblr.com //
The ones where a husband has to watch as a guy from the porno company who paid to fuck his wife, fucks his wife in front of her and puts his finger up and is like “fuck you I’m fucking your wife!”
The ones where a unsuspecting young female goes to what she thinks is an agent who can get her work in the porn industry but is really just a guy who is really good at lying who films himself fucking young women and says things like: “Okay, if you wanna get paid $1000, $2000 dollars a day then, I’m going to have to see you naked. It’s a very important part of the job so c’mon, take off your clothes.”
The ones where a guy with a camera is following a pretty girl around an Eastern European country and he makes polite small talk for 100s of metres which she responds to and he eventually asks if she would flash her boobs to the camera for $100 bucks and when she sounds hesitant he doubles it so she does. Then offers more money to give him a blow job and then even more to fornicate with him. The same goes in this style with Latino maids in rich guy’s houses except the Latino maids are way more annoying.
The ones where a guy in a house is caught masturbating in the bathroom by his mum’s hot older friend and instead of being horrified she’s all like: “Damn Jamie! You have got a beautiful cock! Let me find out what it tastes like, yum!” And proceeds to give him the mother of all blowjobs.
The ones at college parties in America where one passionate couple decide to get naked on the couch and have sex in front of everybody at the party, who proceed to make a circle around the and cheer them on and walk up and ask if they’d like more beer.
Ones where a high voiced woman with pigtails comes on to the set and she’s like “I’ve only slept with two guys before!” and suddenly has to sleep with a 12 inch long African-American guy named something like ‘Blackzilla’ or ‘Mandingo’ and takes the whole length of his shiny black wang into her poop hole like a boss.
The ones where not only does a girl have to take a whole group of men’s cum on her face (bukkake) but they have a funnel pointed into her eye where the majority of the blokes shoot in to. Whilst hordes of naked males are high fiving each other, tossin’ their rods next to dozens of their buddies and hurriedly jog over to the kneeling woman when it’s time to come. I have a lot of respect for ladies who do things like this. It would take a lot of self confidence and inner strength. They definitely can never receive enough credit.
