December 2011
174 posts
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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I just found out on good authority from a friend...
This makes a lot of sense to me.
Dec 29th
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“I got to the point where I felt an abnormal, mean, secret stirring of pleasure...”
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky - Notes From Underground (via lemonlimeandscotty)
Dec 29th
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I made an accrostic poem about Summer
Seagulls, please don’t poo on me. Ugly girls, why do you go to my beach? Massive guys running to the ocean from the sand make everyone gawk Making unmuscly guys in shopping malls feel inadequate one flex at a time Eating hot chips this time of year is a big NO. Riting poems on the internet is a surefire way of picking up heaps of bikini cHiCks
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Anonymous asked: this is one of the most anon-able tumblrz i've seen
Dec 28th
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hey bro bro broski brosicle broseidon, god of the brocean brotato chip brotein shake brosef stalin barack brobama teddy brosevelt don quibrote adrien brody gallilebro gallilei napoleon bronaparte brobo cop leonardo dicapribro broseph mengele  bro nye the science guy selena bromez broey deschanel  bro dimaggio wolfgang amadaeus brozart brohemian rhapsody osama bro laden ...
Dec 28th
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I can't stand it when I am walking to the beach...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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It's nearly 1am, I just walked on to the upstairs...
Luckily for me he ran off the balcony and didnt choose to stay and fight, or I would be googling ‘big black penis donors’ right now
Dec 27th
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Jocks First World Problem #26
When your mate tells you your shoulders are looking larger than normal and you disregard the compliment because you can’t help but wonder if it’s only because your chest might have shrunk :’(
Dec 27th
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Anonymous asked: are you or your brother bicurious?
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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One of life's greatest simple pleasures is...
I draw the line at deaths in the family but.
Dec 26th
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I don't care how 'sexist' I might sound to some of...
Dec 26th
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Last night I discovered that my friend's 'special'...
And I thought I had a thick one. Lol lol!
Dec 26th
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People who go backpacking/travelling in South...
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Anonymous asked: i wanna bend u over and fuck ur little arsehole till you moan and cum all over urself
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Might be moving to Canada next year living in a...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Does anyone else get late night cravings for lots...
I could eat a kilo right now. Alot of the time I do.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Anonymous asked: tell us more stories about that cougar hunter sean
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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jocksrule asked: You are really good looking and seem to be skilful in a vast assortment of areas and disiplines
Dec 17th
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I was just using the self service check out at the...
Was he being nice? Or should I have bashed him.
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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